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26 mars 2004
Kedjebrev=spam?
To all my friends, THANKS for sending me chain letters in 2003.....
I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a need infected with the AIDS virus.
I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and then rob me.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they contain will turn me gay.
I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds and KFC can sell their Big Macs and Chicken Tenders.
I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.
I think my friend is turning gay because when he goes to parties, he doesn't look at any girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that in a moment of passion she will take his kidneys and leave him taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. That poor child, she's been sick since 1993.
I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program.
My Ericson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow , and I got a curse from hell.
IMPORTANT NOTE: If you send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will crap on you today at 7pm.
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Saxat från en mailinglista. Ingen fågel kommer att skita på mig för så många läser inte min blog :). Men jag fick mig ett gott skratt och kanske kan någon annan få detsamma. Även en tankeställare också för den delen. Många kedjebrev blir lite likt spam, även om tanken är god.
// Annica Tiger
Annica Tiger mars 26, 2004 6:11 FM